5ive or Fewer

Note: As you will know from the ‘Intro,’ this is a blog with posts using five or fewer of the thing words are made from. I find it hard to write like this, what with spell check, AI, etc.

The cliff in the above image is to the west of Dover and is named after the man who wrote the play King Lear. When he put his quill to paper in about 1609, it was ‘Hay Cliff’ or, maybe, ‘High Cliff.’ The place where I lived, which is close by, was spelt Ay, then cliff. I’m not sure when this image was made. But, as you can see from the holes in the cliff, they made for the rails that the trains ran on in about 1840, so it was after that. Today, trains run under the cliff and sea to the other side, where the small boats still come from. As you can also see, the local folk fixed their nets and did not see the small boat that put those who came to work on the beach. They and those like them who came long ago went to open banks, brew beer, weave cloth and make and grow other stuff about which the local folk had no idea.

Will, the man with the quill, also wrote a play about a Roman chap who tried to climb a cliff just to the east but was told to go away by local folk with blue paint on their faces. He left and came back a few years later with some mates. They built roads, a villa or two for their hols, and a wall to keep the Scots out. The men with blue faces went on to form the BNP, Man City and other clubs. The Scots came over the wall and went home when oil was found in the far north. Well, you know the rest!

And the small boat folk? They still come—some by legal means, but most by not-so-legal or safe means. But Sir Keir, the new man @ gov.uk, says he will sort it out.

But it has not been all peace since the Roman chap came. When they left, the blue-faced folk took over. After a few local wars, some a long way away, the first bomb at the start of World War One and the last in World War Two fell near here. Also, in WWII, large guns would shell us from the other side and hit our homes, which is why my mum and dad went to Wales, where I was born, but not until after the war.

In 1953, Mum and Dad came back to my gran's house in Dover, where Mum was born, and I came too. Later, in 1956, we moved to a new home near the White Cliff.

From the room where I slept, I could see the coast – where the big guns had been fired. Also, at night, light from the lamps in homes where the folk lived, but not the ones who fired the guns at us!

There has not been a local war since 1945. Now, we fight our wars in other lands, which is much safer (for us). Over the years, other than Suez in Egypt, I think we have won more than we have lost. We have also given back places that we never owned in the first place to the folk that lived there.

Until they built the rail track below the cliff, they used to build boats on the beach. It’s not the same as the Dover Beach in the poem, by the way. They don’t build them now, but many are found in docks. There used to be a train called the ‘boat train’ until they made the track under the sea to the other side. Now, ships sail from the port to go all over the world just for fun. You can still catch a ferry if you are going on hols or pop across to the other side for some duty-free. In the old days, local folks used to avoid duty on some goods like tea, but now it’s quite cheap at places like Tesco.

Going back to Tudor times, my mum’s dad and his dad used to pilot ships past Dover (both ways). Each pilot had a flag that flew from the mast of the ship to show they were on board. In the olden times, if a pilot lost a ship, they were put over the cliff's edge near the White Cliff. I think they didn't do that much after the 1650s. But I know that Mum’s dad’s dad only had one leg!

To be cont’d….

Note: As you will know from the ‘Intro,’ this is a blog with posts using five or fewer of the things words are made from. I find it hard to write like this, what with spell check, etc.

I’ve just taken my motor for its 10,000-mile check-up in a city near my home. I’m told it will take an hour or two (more like five!). So, I’m in a store across the road with a cafe to have a drink, a bacon cob, and a look about the place.

From how they look and speak, I see that many who work and shop here may come from other areas like India and Essex. I think that’s a good thing. I say mix and learn from each other, shia and share alike. I hope they stay; the ones that work at my local car wash are very good. I give them a tip so they can send some money home.

Have you been to a Range? They can't decide what to sell, so they have loads and loads of stuff from across the board. I'd call it ‘Home on the Range’ if you ask me. You can even buy cover for your pet if (or when) they get poorly. Food, from the first meal of the day to those ready meals to heat and eat when you get home, too tired or lazy to cook from fresh. I got a pie – for one! I know that seems sad, but it saves on fuel at 180° (Fan) for 10 mins; over a year, that’s a huge save. I will put some veg with it – peas, etc. I like to make sure of my five a day. if I think I’m short, I have an extra slice of lime in my G&T.

When I have a guest, I might go mad and buy an M&S Meal for two at £12 a pop (x2 or more if it's a party) or, if it's my b’day, it's been known for me to ‘push the boat’ and dine out at a local inn, noted for its good value. Fish & chips, and pint for only £7.62 (2 – 5 pm, Mon – Fri).

I never, well, it’s rare for me to go to a wine bar, even the one close by. Not that I don’t like wine, it's just that at the price you pay – over £6 (at least) for 125 ml, I can get 3 pints of beer. And that seems odd: beer by the pint or half, wine in 125 ml, 250 ml, etc. It must be a glass thing, don’t you know? I’m not keen on these new units; I only did LSD as a child. To tell the truth, I don't care for some of the types that go to wine bars these days. Most are DFLs, unlike the old days when you could meet and marry a girl born here. I’m from Kent but moved here 45 years ago, well, not to this place – think god! So I pass as a local – when it suits me, that is.

Could one shop at the Range and forgo all others? From crib to grave, as it were? It’s just an idea. The basic items for the first home are here, from a wine glass to a TV….hold it—no TVs! Some items are not in Range after all.

I just had a call to say my motor is ready. No probs, it’s a cinch.

That is it for now.

Rob

My first post gave you the idea of my blog. If you have not read it, I've moved it to ‘Intro’ (see above).

Now for my 2nd. What about five things with 5 in? Let’s start with:

Five Gold Rings

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave me five gold rings. But what to do with them? I would hope to pluck them first and put them into the pot—it's the only place for a game bird. But I'm no cook, so let’s move on. It's time for tea.

PM at 5 pm

Today, The World at One, and last but not least, PM. The first was on my car radio as I drove the sixty miles to work and PM as I drove home, for over 25 years, until 2012. All on BBC Radio 4. I did stray onto Radio 2 at times, I admit, for John Dunn's show and try and guess the voice. Now it's all LBC and phone calls with Nick, James, et al. When I did stray, it was back to 4 for the news at six until I was home. On hols, I heard Radio 5 – a sort of Radio 4 light. If the news was bad – as most days, it was over to Radio 3 but never Radio 1 – well, not for many years. No, Radio 4 was at the top of the pops in my chart. But I still miss the Light, Home and Third. I'd give them a high five today.

High Fives

When COVID was rife, we could not give the NHS a ‘High Five’ for their great work due to the two-metre rule. We would bang pots and pans to show our thanks. We found out later that someone had broken the rules they had made and held a party at work. Later, some paid a fine, and others lost their job. Some paid the fine and got the job others had lost. Some had to test their eyes by going a long way from home. Still, rules are rules. You learn rules as a five-year-old, don't you?

The Well-known Five

Enid wrote 22 books about kids, with five in the title. The first was in 1942, and the last was in 1962. Maybe she had stopped then, as ‘Five do Sex, Drugs and Rock-and-Roll’ didn’t go down well with Mum and Dad. Mind you, two out of three ain’t bad, as I told my mum! One had the title ‘Five Get into a Fix’, but ‘Five Go to Rehab’ never made it to print. If they had any sense, they would have gone to a movie, like:

Five Easy Bits

Again, it's not the real title, but it's close and as good as it gets to Jack’s later film after he flew the nest. What more can I say? Take five and go see!

Whew! That's my ‘five-for’ over. It might have been easy for Jack, but it's gone five, and it's time to call it a day.

Until the next time

Rob

Enter your email to subscribe to updates.